People who play DotA are fucking assholes. Yep, they are. One minute its 'Tq. Oh man I luv ur chakra magic," and the next its "Fucktard. Why didn't you help me?" And I'm like "What? I can't help I haven't added mana leak yet," and they'll be like "You run so fast. Whack lah!" and I'm like "Even if I whack they would still have chased you and killed you. And then kill me." and then they're like "Noob." WTH?!
Nevertheless, I do have fun experiences with DotA. Like this once when the new map (I think, maybe quite long ago like 6.56?) came out and this host refused to let people who came in to download the map, there was these two goons who, the moment they came in, started switching their placing at light speed. It was blue teal purp yellow orange pink.... before you could say 'map stealer'. And to think that they actually got as far as 35 percent! I couldn't stop laughing. At them, and the host.
Just yesterday, me calvin and winnie were having trouble deciding what to play. We were bored of 3v3, and neither me nor calvin was in the mood for mini games. So I was like, alright, on the count of 5, everyone shout what you want to play. And I was like, "5,4,3,2, [long pause for dramatic effect]..................1."
"Spartans!"
"3v3!"
"DotA!"
"I will lag during DotA!"
"Spartans is retarded!"
"3v3 so boring!"
Here we go again...
Eventually, [I don't know how but] we settled on a Starcraft map. "What's this?" I asked. "Human = Terran, Orc=..." I forget which is zerg and which is protoss. Anyway, I noticed he left undead out. Then I remembered. Undead = auto lose.
"So, whats undead?" I asked purposely. "Auto lose." Winnie's and my race immediately changed to undead.
"Oieeee!"
I changed mine to Terran. Winston changed his to random. "Winston, don't leh. Very scary." I disagreed. It was exciting. Like Russian Roulette. Anyway, Winston insisted and Calvin was forced to start the game.
The game started. 'knockoutman was defeated' the screen said. I was about to type something sarcastic when the screen flashed, 'ilovemtg has left the game.' I couldn't stop laughing.
We actually went through this 3-4 times. (Poor Calvin!) Dying because we tried one time too many with random... and at a particularly amusing incident, this is what happened.
Game starting in 5...
Game starting in 4...
Game starting in 3...
I changed my race to undead. Calvin left the game. I laughed like crazy. So much so that my mother strongly encouraged me to stop, lest I suffocate to death.
And speaking of laughing like crazy, I remember this once my sister told me about her weirdo friend. It was during her chinese call where she recalled this incident.
We were at Fish and Co. having lunch and she was like, "I tell you, that _______ is crazy!"
"What?" I asked, getting slightly annoyed that my food was taking the time beyond what was acceptable to arrive.
"Her! You know the other day, in Chinese class, she was like, Omg Joce, you know your brother? HAHAHAHA he was, OMG HAHAHA in Sembawang! HAHA! With a plastic bag! HAHAHAHAHA Picking HAHAHAHAHA Rubbish! OMG HAHAHAHA! And I was like ________ keep quiet! And my teacher was like Jocelyn please stop talking," She made a face.
I blinked for a few seconds, mainly because I needed time to digest all that she had said and also because I had difficulty deciding if my sister's school was actually a school or an insane asylum. The way I see it ___________ definitely has a problem if she speaks with her sentences interspersed with maniacal laughter. Right, definitely a problem.
"Your sister got scolded for you!" my mother said.
"What? Ohhhh... I didn't know you cared!" I said and made a face. "Anyway, she can kiss my ass because X [______'s crush-who-shall-not-be-named from RINCC] said she's a bitch!" I continued. "Actually not really, he just kept saying that I look like her and I was like what does she look like and he was like you don't know what she looks like and I was like I don't even know her and he was like well, she looks like a bitch!"
"That means you look like a bitch too," my sister pointed out.
I bit my lip. "Well... I didn't see it in THAT way."
Jesus, time to start saving for that plastic surgery I've always wanted.