Monday, September 29, 2008
I don't know what to blog about.
That's why I haven't posted.
posted at 10:22 PM
Friday, September 12, 2008
50 Most Annoying Things
Public Transport
50 Trains that terminate at stops that aren't at the end of the MRT Line.
If the train isn't going to reach the end, don't even bother starting it.
49 People who dump their EZ Link cards into gigantic bags.
And take 20 minutes holding their giant bags and trying to aim the card at the tapper. While everyone else waits behind you.
48 People who rush into trains without letting those on board get off first.
Seriously, how many times do you need to be told?
47 People who think the MRT Train is their home.
No, we don't want to hear your terribly off-key, painfully loud rendition of Jay Chou's songs.
46 Parents who let their kids run around and scream on the train.
What, you think this is a playground?
Library
45 People who talk loudly in the library.
If you'll excuse us, some of us are actually trying to study or read.
46 People who put their feet up on the chair. Or dig their nose.
That's just plain bad manners.
44 People who take some books, realize its not their cup of tea, and then put it back on another shelf 50 metres away.
If I want to look for a book by John Tan I don't think I would want to search at the Z section either.
School
43 'Good friends'
Who are your good friends only when you brought kokocrunch for reccess.
42 Muggers who insist they don't mug.
Yes Kei Jun, I'm talking about you -.-. And seriously, I DO NOT MUG.
41 People who refuse to tell you their test scores or GPA
Especially when you already know that they did darn freaking good. I'm sure you're too shy to reveal your 4.0 GPA.
40 Parents who get too involved in your child's projects and complain over little things.
Are you going to complain to his boss for giving him a tough assignment when he's 30 years old?
39 Homework.
Seriously, need you ask more?
38 Worksheets that require 'extra reading' to complete
There's a reason why 'teachers' exist.
37 CCAs. That. Are. Seriously. Damn. Boring.
I enjoy spending 6 to 9 hours a week doing something I find utterly boliao. Really.
36 Unreasonable Prefects.
35 Super-long canteen queues.
34 RE.
Don't we already have enough of projects in all of our various subjects?
33 School Rules.
Because rules are meant to be broken.
32 Canteen food that is overpriced 500%.
I would pay for a tasty meal, in a place with nice air conditioning and ambience. Not a disgusting bowl of bak chor mee in a school canteen.
31 Having to do PE in the blazing hot sun.
Because that's what's going to make me have bad skin. Like the tan, though.
30 People who act cute.
Unless you're Yan Kang, please don't try.
Movies
29 Movies with corny endings.
28 Movies with predictable endings.
27 Movies with endings that are left hanging.
26 Movies with endings that are meant to teach us moral values and blah blah blah...
Don't we get enough of that in character education?
25 Fugly actresses being cast as characters that are meant to be drop-dead sexy.
When I pay for a movie ticket, I expect the whole package. If the character is meant to be drop dead sexy, use a drop dead sexy actress. Not cheat the audience of a... stimulating experience.
24 Mysterious Movies.
I still don't know what Cloverfield was about.
Eating Places
23 Parents who let their kids run all around the restaurant, screaming and shouting.
22 Rude Waiters
You're meant to be serving the customers.
21 Rude Customers
You may be served by the waiters, but you're not royalty.
20 Chi Chi restaurants that give chi chi names to their dishes which are in french or whatever language
Until you realize what the dish actually IS when you get it served.
19 Restaurants that don't serve F.O.C water.
And don't ask if I want my water distilled or sparkling. I'll pass that and have tap water please.
18 Restaurants that don't give proper compensation.
Its still excuseable if you replaced my caterpillar-infested broccoli. Its not ok if you served me caterpillar-infested broccoli TWICE including the replacement. And its not ok if you offer to replace the broccoli again.
17 Restaurants that hire too few workers.
We don't want to have to wait 20 minutes for you to take our orders, quickly go over and assist the customers at nearby tables, and then forget our orders.
16 Restaurants that charge a bomb for service charge, but the service doesn't seem up to standard.
15 People who complain the whole day about having to spend 100 bucks on a good meal
But can't wait to get their hands on a 10 000 bucks branded bag.
14 Misleading Names. [Of Restaurants and their Dishes]
We don't enter Burger King to eat chicken rice. Neither do we order a Chicken Chop with the expectations of receiving a Duck Chop instead.
Online Gaming/ Computers/ Online Messaging
13 When you can't seem to use Microsoft Word properly.
Alas, the supposedly user friendly software can be not-so-user-friendly after all.
12 Lag.
Because I don't intend to play rakion with my character walking at 3m/hr.
11 Having to spend money on an online game.
Sinful and addictive yet oh-so-irritating.
10 Almost too-perfect-to-be-true looking characters.
Step 1: Look at the Rakion Archer/Warrior. Step 2: Look at self in mirror. Step 3: Refrain from jumping out the window.
9 Sore losers.
8 People who use hokkein to scold you online, thinking you don't understand what they are saying.
7 Websites that bombard you with pop ups and adverts the moment you enter them.
I enter your website to download game hacks. Not to visit Cursormania.com, or know which sites to find free porn.
6 Porno pop-ups.
Because I'm not a perv.
5 Unnecessary server maintenances.
And you wonder why we complain when there are still so many bugs and glitches going on in the game.
4 Hackers.
Guilty as charged, but they ruin the fun for everyone. Unless of course, YOU are the one hacking.
3 People who put act-cool names on MSN.
'I'm not perfect... but its cool.' You're not perfect and you're retarded.
2 People who dao you after saying 'Hi'.
"Bye."
1 Blogging.
You think it doesn't take effort, having to update consistently about your stupid freaking life where nothing but NOTHING ever happens?
posted at 11:04 PM