Yan Kang is addicted to the Rubik's cube.
Yes, Yan Kang is addicted to solving the Rubik's cube. You'd think from his appearance that he should be addicted to drinking milk and skipping or something, but yan kang is addicted to solving the Rubik's cube.
How do I know?
Yan Kang's parents: I hope the both of you boys won't just be playing the cube the whole weekend and not revising for you exams.
Myself: Haha, wun lah.
Yan Kang's mother: Yan Kang has been playing with his cube non-stop when he's at home.
Yan Kang's father: Maybe we should confiscate his cube.
Myself: [Snigger].
And then later on, Yan Kang declared that he was going to buy a real cube because his 'old cube sux!'
Myself: Hi, can I buy a Rubik's cube please?
Store Assisstant: Sure. Would that be 3 by 3, 4 by 4, or...?
Myself: 3 by 3 would do. Thanks.
Store Assisstant: [Gets cube for me] That would be 10.90. Do you want it open?
Myself: [Hands Yan Kang's money to him] No need. Thanks! [Hands cube to yan kang]
Yan Kang: [Rips open cube packaging] C'mon c'mon please let it be a smooth cube! [Turns cube around a few times] Wow! Hehe! Woohoo! It feels so smooth! Like its sandpapered already!
Myself: Haha, congratz.
Yan Kang: Give me your cube! [After receiving it] Shit. Your cube is smoother.
Myself: ...
Yan Kang: Damn it. So unlucky I got a bad cube.
o.O
Um, maybe you haven't noticed, but since when is cubing supposed to become an addiction? YK has totally become addicted. He's doing everything to bring his timing down, (like finger tricks and all that) and playing with it every other minute. But it worked, sort of. His timing is about 1 minute now? My personal best? Nothing before 5 minutes.
Personally, I don't see what's so good about the cube. I learnt how to solve it for self-improvement so I wouldn't be the only one in class who doesn't know.
So then, I was playing Rakion today.
Myself: Oi! Fucking noob mage I come help you you leave me to die!
Random Mage: Whatever. I never ask for you help. You no legs to run meh?
Myself: Fucking ingrate!
Random Mage: Cannot even save yourself still want save me. Go and play with noobs like yourself lah! Come this room for what!
Myself: Yeah I am thats why I'm playing with you.
OMG i hate such fucktard Rakionistas lah! No sense of teamwork one.
Now on the emo side...
I realised that I am so jealous of you! And though everything about you has changed, I realised that I find myself more jealous than I am angry.
How come you always get all the good things? Its so unfair. Why are you the one with the higher GPA, better looks, and more popularity?
Why is it that I do everything to get what I want but you always get it instead without trying? Why are you such an A-lister while I have been a C-lister all my life?
I try to be a himbo so I can look good while you don't do anything and I become the one labelled ugly. I try to be humble and not keep suan ing other people and you're still the more popular one. Why do you always get everything without trying?
Life is so unfair.